What the hell? Oklahoma has a funding crisis. Thirty years of conservative politics have unexpectedly left us worse off than before. Right to Work laws have failed to bring about an influx of new business to the state (they continue to leave), and the move to casino gambling has also not done nearly as much as promised. Oklahoma has very low relative property taxes, and we believe, on faith, that we can freeload off the vices of sinners. High alcohol and cigarette "sin" taxes and such. Speed traps, too. Now we've taken it to a whole 'nother level: The B.A.T. Mobile