One of the citations on the gun sights, 2COR4:6, is an apparent reference to Second Corinthians 4:6 of the New Testament, which reads: "For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ."

The 10 Stupidest Things Pat Robertson Ever Said

10. "Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court." -Pat Robertson

9. "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." -Pat Robertson

8.... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Roofa Mitsu Faraferu) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/871 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:25:28 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/856/t/One-more-proof-of-the-apocalypse.html

Please don't shoot the messenger.

Aw shit, go ahead. ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/856 Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:58:43 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/829/t/It-s-a-Miracle.html


He died yesterday just a few months after being diagnosed with lymphoma. He was 57. ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/829 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:10:26 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/826/t/Do-Dogs-go-to-Heaven-.html

Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street.

... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (aztcc) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/826 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:50 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/782/t/Lutheran-LOL.html
see more Epic Fails ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (aztcc) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/782 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:20:46 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/760/t/Open-Letter-To-Dr-Laura-.html

Dear Dr. Laura Schlessinger:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can.When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Dreamy5) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/760 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:42:33 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/744/t/Wrong-Wingers-reach-new-lows.html This. ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Dreamy5) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/744 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:20:18 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/726/t/Fuck-up-your-Family-with-James-Dobson.html
From Max Blumenthal at The Nation:

A few miles down the road from Colorado Springs, [a home to James Dobson's Focus on the Family], in the quiet bedroom community of Eldredge, a deeply disturbed young man named Matthew Murray followed the unfolding debacle at New Life Church [once under the stewardship of Pastor Ted Haggard] who with an interest that bordered on obsession. Murray, a sallow-faced, bespectacled twenty-four-year-old, had been indelibly scarred by a lifetime of psychological abuse at the hands of his charismatic Pentecostal parents. Murray's mind became crowded with thoughts of death, destruction, and the killings he would soon carry out in the name of avenging what he called his "nightmare of Christianity."

...

An authoritarian Christian-right self-help guru named Bill... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/726 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:20:14 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/724/t/Pardon-me-your-family-values-are-dripping.html victory for Satan in the war on Republican family values. At least this time it was a consenting adult of the opposite sex -- who also happens to be a lobbyist for Sempra Energy.

Sounds like Orange County has a lot in common with Oklahoma:

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

For instance:

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/724 Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:51:42 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/722/t/Religulous.html ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (aztcc) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/722 Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:27:51 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/717/t/Mocha-Choco-Latte-Yaya.html width="425" height="344"> ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (aztcc) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/717 Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:24:34 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/698/t/The-odd-convergence-of-the-wishes-of-Jesus-and-the-GOP.html independent tax-exempt Christian evangelicals always seem to find themselves siding with the Republicans despite the scriptures on Jesus supporting big business being pretty rare, even in the worst conservative translations, and he even acquiesces to big government regarding taxes at one point.

It happens so often you could almost think they were coordinating with and actively promoting Republicans or something, but that just can't be because that would be a violation of their tax-free status and love gifters to their anointed ministries would be sinfully deprived of the double blessing of financially backing the righteous condemnation of all those slutty bitches that have more sex than them, while simultaneously feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/698 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:32:42 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/694/t/The-mind-of-a-normal-person-just-can-t-process-.html how fucking crazy these people actually are:

Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible's satanic agents of the Apocalypse.

Honest. This isn't a joke. The president of the United States, in a top-secret phone call to a major European ally, asked for French troops to join American soldiers in attacking Iraq as a mission from God.

Now out of office, Chirac recounts that the American leader appealed to their "common faith" (Christianity) and told him: "Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East…. The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled…. This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people's enemies before a New Age begins."... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/694 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 06:09:14 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/673/t/The-Find-Your-Philosophical-Era-Test.html A test for you to take- http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-find-your-philosophical-era-test

This is my result.

The Post-Modern
25% Ancient, 6% Medieval, 31% Modern and 38% Post-Modern!

Congratulations! You are: a Post-Modern!

Congratulations! Unlike everyone else, you Post-Moderns were born in the right era. You can even influence the further development of Post-Modernism! Post-Moderns like you are bowed down by the weight of all the writers and thinkers who have existed before them; but, rather than respecting the authority of the past, as a Medieval thinker might do, a Post-Modern thinker is more likely to reject or reinterpret everything which came before him. While the Moderns ridiculed religion, Post-Moderns ridicule religion and atheism alike. The parody is _the_ classic Post-Modern art form.

Post-Modern... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (humder) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/673 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:47:38 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/665/t/You-hav-to-hav-ur-prioritys-strate.html

The whole religion thing is one ginormous practical joke, right? Only possible explanation.

Okay, we get it. Please stop now. ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/665 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:17:32 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/658/t/Can-I-get-a-second-opinion-.html wrong ..

]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Standard American) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/658 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:54:21 PST http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/656/t/Hmm-was-wondering-about-that-.html OK, guys? This is going to suck
Posted by Standpipe Bridgeplate
on 06.18.09

Gentle readers, I refer you to Joshua 5:2-9. Our hero has just led the Israelite host across the Jordan in advance of beating the tar out of the Canaanites. The Israelites' 40-year hopscotch through the desert is about to end in an orgy of righteous conquest, and they are stoked. But it seems there has been an oversight. Joshua has some bad news.

At that time the Lord said to Joshua, "Make flint knives and circumcise the Israelites a second time." So Joshua made flint knives, and circumcised the Israelites at Gibeath-haaraloth.

That's "Hill of Foreskins", if you wondered. You may also wonder: WTF, Lord?

This is the reason why Joshua circumcised them: all the males of the people who came out of Egypt, all the warriors, had died during the journey through the wilderness... ]]> feeds@kickapps.com (Roofa Mitsu Faraferu) http://stumpsandsoapboxes.com/topic/656 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:00:38 PST