Can I get a second opinion?
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Can I get a second opinion? |
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06/22/09 10:54 AM |
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aztcc |
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06/23/09 12:05 AM |
Lessee, quick inventory here. You were okay until the MD said you were sick. Soooo...his bad.
I know I've said this before and I'm more that prone to hyperbole but that really was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. He's actually killing people with his stupidity. Sometimes, on very stupid things I give it the Mike Tyson test: I ask myself, "what would Mike's response be?" My guess is that even Mike would say that's some reeeweee thhtupid sheeet. And there's a lady in the front, nodding in agreement. I'm not sure which is more retarded - the clown that came up with this gem or the lady who agrees with it. Dismal. |
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spahrtygirl |
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10/30/09 9:33 PM |
So instead of "What would Jesus do?", it's "What would Mike do?"
That certainly has a more contemporary ring to it and easier to identify with. |
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WTBleep |
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11/01/09 8:18 AM |
well OK. We know mammograms uncover a lot of benign lesions that have to be biopsied to make sure they're not cancer and which would otherwise be left
undiscovered and therefore those women would not be subject to the surgery of the biopsy or the anxiety of waiting for the results.
Of course, there are a few women who would die of undiscovered cancer in that scenario...but they are obviously sinners that God hates.
WARNING: PERFORMANCE ART. What you read on the internet is not the writer anymore than a painting is the
painter.
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Dreamy5 |
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11/01/09 6:51 PM |
Bleep, you ninny. God hates all wimmin.
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spahrtygirl |
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11/01/09 8:26 PM |
Forgive her dimwittedness...she's a woman, FFS.
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keninva1 |
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11/07/09 6:13 AM |
Well, people still claim AIDS is God's wrath on gays..........then when I asked why straight people get it as well, if indeed it was
God's wrath on gays. They replied..................you ready for this? They were carriers of the gay gene and would create more homos if they were allowed
to reproduce.
A bottle of George Dickel and five joints later that made even less sense to me.......but I was too wasted to give a shit any more. This isn't rocket science: the left is a bigger threat to freedom than the right. - Sword of Justice |
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Dreamy5 |
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11/07/09 6:28 AM |
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WTBleep |
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11/07/09 9:12 AM |
Ken smokes joints?
SINNER
WARNING: PERFORMANCE ART. What you read on the internet is not the writer anymore than a painting is the
painter.
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Dreamy5 |
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11/07/09 9:12 AM |
Yup, evil he is.
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spahrtygirl |
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11/07/09 10:07 AM |
I, for one, am shocked.
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keninva1 |
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11/07/09 10:52 AM |
Used to smoke pot regularly, grew my own, then one day the ex and I looked at each other and said, "Do we really need pot any more?"
And like that, we were done with it. I haven't touched a doobie in some twenty five or so years, and really don't miss it all that much.
This isn't rocket science: the left is a bigger threat to freedom than the right. - Sword of Justice |
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Dreamy5 |
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11/07/09 6:45 PM |
I tried it once...last year. Two puffs and I asked for a glass of wine, instead.
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keninva1 |
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11/13/09 10:56 AM |
You lacked respiratory commitment. LOL!!!!
Pot is ok, but it's more hassle than it's worth to me. This isn't rocket science: the left is a bigger threat to freedom than the right. - Sword of Justice |
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